Gregory Scheckler Artworks

According to The Sun today, some lady named Bonnie saw UFO’s and filmed them:

[Photo credit: Bonnie Lewis, The Sun] And you can see her grainy but oddly compelling video at the Sun’s video channel.

I always love the fact that every UFO never stays unidentified for long. In this case, the reporters state that Bonnie says “I’m not into sci-fi, but they weren’t from this planet.” Of course! This is always Rule Number One: if you don’t know what it is never claim ignorance, it’s better to make something up. Maybe it was toy kites with led’s attached. Or maybe it was God’s fingers pushing through an interdimensional passageway to make an appearance in the evening sky. Who knows? Until identified, no one really knows. Except us artists. Artists, however, are once again far ahead of the rest of culture. Here’s art historical proof that aliens exist (well, existed, anyway, until we dissected and ate them all.)

Doh!